I am bound for the secret lair on Amazon (uk) Mountain to beg the Dread High Poobah (marketing division) to release my book;What Lies Beneath. Wish me luck as I cross hill and dale and rill and fen and (damn, WHERE is my thesaurus) and ….uhhh….other places.
I will approach the Doomed Place of Amaz……
Sneak past the Fiercesome guards….
Until I stand and face the Dread High Poobah (marketing division) face to face….err…..collar bone, and make my demands. Or beg. Begging seems likely. I mean, look at the size of him!
Will I be successful? Will I leave with a happy sack full of my books to send to all of you?
Or will I be treated as…..
Only time and the internet will tell.
Chimera On A Quest
**if any Gentle Readers are so inclined, please feel free to email Amazon.co.uk and ask WHEN WHEN WHEN (that would make a great song….never mind, FOCUS) the long awaited “What Lies Beneath” by the elegant, erudite and just darn nice poetess Jaye Tomas will be available. Anyone doing this will earn my heartfelt gratitude….and possibly cookies.**