Toothbrushes aren’t supposed to be haunted
I was surprised when mine spoke to me today…
I think it said “Nevermore”
But it may be have been
“Close the door”
Or “plaque for sure”
Margarine containers aren’t usually possessed,
Except for the lowchoesterollowfatnodairyno (taste) addedsalt
I have never read a case history where margarine yearned to go home or into the light..
And flying and flopping aren’t usually part of its morning routine.
Something odd is happening today.
My bus pass tried to paper cut me.
My desk drawer hissed “get out” but then whimpered when I slammed it shut.
I decided against even trying to eat my sandwich……
I’m keeping a wary eye on any birds outside.
And steadfastly refuse to listen to the voices in my crock pot.
TV? Forget about it.
Safely in bed, I shove some crackers underneath to placate the monsters.
I drift off, wondering if amazon sells holy water…..
*artwork by dan krall*